Lyrically Speaking

I have spent large chunks of time in any given day thinking in song lyrics. This must be because they occupy the largest portion of my brain. Really. I even try to converse with people using song lyrics, and I have decided this is the truest definition of the term,

Lyrically Speaking

For this blog I just made a list of songs I agree or disagree with.

I Ain’t No Holler Back Girl.

I’m NOT a Loser, Baby.

I’ve NEVER Seen a Bad Moon Rising.

It IS Getting Hot in Here!

All I Wanna Do is Dance.

I DO NOT Want to See You Laughing in the Purple Rain.

You DO NOT Make Me Feel Shiny and New…OR Like a Natural Woman, either.

Sarcasm for fun and profit

A couple years ago we received a gift which had a fake warning label on the back, and it was hysterical. I immediately decided this was my calling. So I went home and wrote my own fake warning label to pitch to....someone....to get a job doing what I do best--mocking anything serious.

I'm not sure if I ever followed up on that idea, but I just found my silly label and decided it had languished in the darkness of my hard drive too long--time to bring it out into the light of blog.


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